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[Luke]

You know its time...

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Location:

1. LIVING ARRANGEMENT?

2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?

3. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?

4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?

5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE?

6a. FAVORITE SMELLS?

6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS?

7. FAVORITE SOUND?

8. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?

9. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?

10. FAVORITE COLOR?

11. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?

12. FUTURE Child's NAME?

13. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?

14. FAVORITE FOODS?

15. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?

16. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?

17. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?

18. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY?

19. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?

20. MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE?

21. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?

22. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?

23. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?

24. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?

25. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR WHAT WOULD IT BE?

26. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

27. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?

28. FAVORITE MOVIES:

29. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?

30. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?

31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?

32. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH?

33. IF YOU COULD BE ONE FRUIT, ONE ANIMAL, AND ONE POSSESSION OF YOURS, WHAT
WOULD YOU BE (one answer for each)?

34. One thing no one on here knows about you?

[Timezkware Tim]

Hey, Luke!

I didn't have time to finish it, but here goes so far:

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Tim

7. FAVORITE SOUND?
A tree falling in the woods when no one is there.

31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?
It's a tie between 47,312 and 6 trillion.

34. One thing no one on here knows about you?
I hate profiles.

[goldglv17]

A phenomenal thread. Much more compreshensive than the list I comnposed on the old site (which I think was 8 inquiries).

I will absolutely take the time later this evening to complete in full, but we are also expecting the composer of the thread's responses.

[metzol]

You know its time...

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1. LIVING ARRANGEMENT?

2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? The Stand

3. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Mets Home Plate( A gift from last year's outing)

4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Scattergories

5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE? New Yorker

6a. FAVORITE SMELLS? Cooking Garlic

6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS? Cherry Bubblicious

7. FAVORITE SOUND? Squishy Clams

8. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? Despair

9. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? Is the coffemaker loaded and ready?

10. FAVORITE COLOR? green

11. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? I never answer (honestly)

12. FUTURE Child's NAME? Luke

13. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE? Harmony

14. FAVORITE FOODS? lamb

15. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? can't decide

16. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? yes

17. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? How dare you insult my wife.

18. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY? Cool

19. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? Saturn station wagon

20. MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE? Mark Twain

21. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Beer and Bourbon

22. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?Libra

23. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? I detest broccoli

24. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE? Novelist

25. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR WHAT WOULD IT BE? Black

26. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Yes

27. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Full

28. FAVORITE MOVIES: Deer Hunter

29. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? ?

30. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? A corpse

31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 13

32. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? baseball

33. IF YOU COULD BE ONE FRUIT, ONE ANIMAL, AND ONE POSSESSION OF YOURS, WHAT
WOULD YOU BE (one answer for each)? coconut, bear, television

34. One thing no one on here knows about you? I can instantaneously say any word backwards.

[Miz]

You know its time...

User name: Miz
Real name (optional): Joe Corbisiero
Location: Charlotte North Carolina

1. LIVING ARRANGEMENT? Single

2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Just finished Angels and Demons

3. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Nothing.

4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Risk

5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE? Mens Health

6a. FAVORITE SMELLS? Gas from a gas station

6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS? Fish

7. FAVORITE SOUND? zol whispering sweet nothings in my ear

8. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? being rejected

9. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? Not again!

10. FAVORITE COLOR? Black

11. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? 2

12. FUTURE Child's NAME? Devin or Dayton (boys)

13. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE? Being happy

14. FAVORITE FOODS? Chocolate Chip Cookies and Peaches

15. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate

16. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? I wanna drive fast!

17. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? Pillows

18. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY? Cool

19. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? 87 Thunderbird, Turbo Coupe

20. MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE? My friends here at The Happy Recap!

21. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Whiskey Sour or LI Iced Tea

22. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Libra

23. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Of Course

24. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE? Actor

25. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR WHAT WOULD IT BE? Blue

26. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Thought I was

27. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Half Full

28. FAVORITE MOVIES: The Crow, Grandmas Boy, Dumb and Dumber, Independence Day, Boondock Saints, Princes Bride, Clerks 2

29. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? No

30. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Air

31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 13

32. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? Baseball

33. IF YOU COULD BE ONE FRUIT, ONE ANIMAL, AND ONE POSSESSION OF YOURS, WHAT
WOULD YOU BE (one answer for each)? Peach, Dog, Xbox 360

34. One thing no one on here knows about you? I am persuing a Music career

[Miz]

zol...at least I filled ALL of mine out. You missed some stuff!

[metzol]

zol...at least I filled ALL of mine out. You missed some stuff!

I didn't understand some things. I'm slow.
What does living arrangement mean? And what does type with right key hands mean?

[Miz]

I didn't understand some things. I'm slow.
What does living arrangement mean? And what does type with right key hands mean?

Living arrangements = Who do you live with?

Type with your hand on the right keys = Do you use proper form when typing....meaning poiner fingers on the F and J. Middle fingers on the K and D. Ring Fingers on the S and L. and Pinky Fingers on the A and : With your thumb constantly on the spacebar

[Luke]

User name:Luke
Real name (optional): Luke
Location: Melbourne, Aust.

1. LIVING ARRANGEMENT? Wiff + 2 sprogs

2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
Both men are geniuses...

3. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Coloured dots

4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?

5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE? Can't remember when I last bought a magazine. I did try to get a New Yorker subscription from Amazon, but they won't deliver magazines overseas.

6a. FAVORITE SMELLS?
Otways National Park rainforest.

6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS? Sophie vomitted on me on 26th December - it will take a long time to get over it!

7. FAVORITE SOUND?
Breaking waves at a surf beach.

8. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? The inability to change things that I believe need changing.

9. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?

10. FAVORITE COLOR?
Blue...generally.

11. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? At work - a couple. At home - try to avoid answering the phone (unless I know one of you guys are calling)!

12. FUTURE Child's NAME? This production line is finished...although if it wasn't, Nick for a boy (seriously - not in response to zol's botty tickling of me - both Anna and Sophie were going to be Nick had they had different genitals - like zol). Amelia for a girl.

13. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE? Making peoples lives better.

14. FAVORITE FOODS?
vietnamese pork and prawn rice paper rolls

15. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
But not really much of a sweet tooth.

16. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? Very sedate.

[Luke]

17. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
Makes me feel close to Gak.

18. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY?
One of the sexiest, most sensual experiences imaginable.

19. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
1976 Toyota Corona Mark II - silver. Crashed.

20. MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE?
I reckon old Vincey baby would be mind blowing.

21. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
VB, Cloudy Bay, Henschke Hill of Grace.

[Luke]

22. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?

23. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? You betcha...love it.

24. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?
His.

25. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR WHAT WOULD IT BE? Blaaaaack.

26. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? more times than I can count (or remember)!

27. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?
Generally half full - but depends on the context.

28. FAVORITE MOVIES:

29. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? I have no idea what this means.

30. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?

31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?

32. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH?
Test cricket with Adam Gilchrist batting in summer. And Mets baseball, of course, in winter.

33. IF YOU COULD BE ONE FRUIT, ONE ANIMAL, AND ONE POSSESSION OF YOURS, WHAT
WOULD YOU BE (one answer for each)?
...and my house (which I don't have a picture of).

34. One thing no one on here knows about you? ...um...I think I've told you guys pretty much everything. I never wear anything but a pair of briefs to bed (not always the same pair)!

[Nigel'sStillConfused]

User name: Nigel'sStillConfused

Real name (optional): All time master of time, space and dimension. But my nickname's Josh.

Location: Jersey Boy in his messy little Jersey Boy office watching squirrels avoid (or fail to avoid) getting smashed by various motor vehicles and construction arrangement.



1. LIVING ARRANGEMENT? Member of landed gentry in marital bliss.


2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Will ultimately complete Winston Churchill's THE RIVER WAR once I finish this month's issue of Penthouse.



3. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Mike Piazza. And a very old sandwich that smells funny and is oozing.


4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Stratego was pretty good. Also liked Life, Monopoly, and losing all the pieces to Operation. Won many free beers by memorizing answers to "Genus" addition of Trivial Pursuit.


5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE? Tie between the ATLANTIC MONTHLY, THE NEW YORKER, THE NEW YORK TIMES MAGAZINE, SPORTS ILLUSTRATED, and PENTHOUSE (Just for Alan Dershowitz's Legal Affairs column, of couse.)



6a. FAVORITE SMELLS? You know the expression, "He thinks his s***t doesn't stink"? Well, ain't THAT the truth. And whatever perfume strippers wear is just delightful. (*ducks blunt object thrown by wife*)

6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS? The festering scent of defense counsel's recycled office air. And beets.

7. FAVORITE SOUND? Opening notes to Stevie Ray Vaughn's "Couldn't Stand the Weather." And hearing 3 year old daughter sing "Meet the Mets" or say anything, frankly.

8. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? Obvious one is a good old fashioned kick in the genitals. Also realizing I was on a high speed train and left my passport at the hotel sucked major ass. And any phone call received after 12:30 a.m in the Continental USA is nearly never good.


9. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? That I need to go back to sleep.


10. FAVORITE COLOR? Grey.


11. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? 2


12. FUTURE Child's NAME? That's bad luck, man.


13. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE? Health, generosity, ambition, and creative paranoia.


14. FAVORITE FOODS? DiFara's square slice, and a damn tasty burger.


15. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate love, baby.


16. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? In your car, I do.



17. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? Luke, what a terrible thing to say about one's spouse.


18. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY? Cool on TV. Suck in real life most of the time.


19. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? A piece of donkey dung Bonneville that I drove the bejesus out of for nearly 10 years.


20. MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE? Jackie Robinson


21. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Irish whiskey on the rocks in a sea of Czech beer.

22. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Scorpio (big shock)


23. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? No. I am afraid they will eat me.


24. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE? Dude who selects music for Tarantino films.


25. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR WHAT WOULD IT BE? Grey. I hate the slow crawl its going.


26. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Yep. Still am.


27. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Half full.


28. FAVORITE MOVIES: We will be here forever. three right now are THIRD MAN, SEARCHERS, and CLERKS.


29. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? Nope.


30. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? A ridiculous number of my wife's shoes.



31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 8. Cal Ripken Jr. -- hall of fame.


32. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? Beisbol/


33. IF YOU COULD BE ONE FRUIT, ONE ANIMAL, AND ONE POSSESSION OF YOURS, WHAT
WOULD YOU BE (one answer for each)?

1) Kumquat

2) Califonia Sea Lion

3) my blackberry, so I could torture someone other than me.


34. One thing no one on here knows about you? Once bought and wore in public Lou Gerhig t-shirt during a Jets game that Gang Green won, causing me to doubt the stability of the universe. (t-shirt subsequently donated to worthy person who, no joke, saw 1927 Yankees play.)

[Doc]

User name: Doc
Real name (optional): Doc
Location: Somewhere Over the Rainbow

1. LIVING ARRANGEMENT? Married, two kids, and a dog

2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Son of a Witch, and Book of Fate (maybe I'll finish one)

3. WHAT\'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? I use a touch pad on a laptop

4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Monopoly, Stratego, Risk

5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE? PC World

6a. FAVORITE SMELLS? Fresh Cut Grass

6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS? The one my dog just sent this way

7. FAVORITE SOUND? A newborn crying

8. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? The emptyness waiting for a newborn to cry.

9. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? "how can they be fighting already?"

10. FAVORITE COLOR? RED

11. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? At least 3, if I answer at all

12. FUTURE Child\'s NAME? Can't have any more, as I've run out of Sports Teams

13. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE? Laughter

14. FAVORITE FOODS? A good cut of beef, Real Pizza

15. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate

16. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? Yes

17. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? As much as I wish she was an animal, she wishes she were stuffed.

18. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY? Way Cool

19. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? Dodge 024 Yellow and Black like a bumblebee

20. MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE? Einstein

21. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Pink Lady.....................okay, a Vodka and tonic with lime

22. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Cancer

23. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Yes

24. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE? Seriously, POTUS, just like Luke

25. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR WHAT WOULD IT BE? I don't understand

26. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Yes, but I chose the money.

27. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? I'm kind of middle of the road here

28. FAVORITE MOVIES: The Great Escape, Silverado, Gumball Rally

29. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? jggyatpajncoi

30. WHAT\'S UNDER YOUR BED? Dust Bunnies

31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 33

32. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? Baseball

33. IF YOU COULD BE ONE FRUIT, ONE ANIMAL, AND ONE POSSESSION OF YOURS, WHAT
WOULD YOU BE (one answer for each)? Apple, Wolf, Convertible

34. One thing no one on here knows about you? I have an actual stalker. Hence why I don't answer the phone.

[Big Country Griff]

User name: griffin82
Real name (optional): Ryan
Location: Miller Place

1. LIVING ARRANGEMENT? At home with the parents

2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Nothing til tax season is over, then it'll either be UBA or Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil (at Luke's recommendation)

3. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? No pad, laptop

4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Monopoly

5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE? ESPN Magazine

6a. FAVORITE SMELLS? Fresh oranges

6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS? My brother's feet after he takes off his work boots

7. FAVORITE SOUND? The crowd when the Mets make a big play

8. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? Losing

9. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? Will I get fired if I keep sleeping?

10. FAVORITE COLOR? Green

11. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? 3

12. FUTURE Child's NAME? Sean Michael (after my stillborn older brother)

13. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE? Family

14. FAVORITE FOODS? Chicken Parm or Pot Roast and Pierogies

15. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Vanilla

16. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? Yes

17. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? Nope

18. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY? Awesome

19. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? Chevy Blazer

20. MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE? Stephen Hawking

21. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? LI Tea or Newcastle Ale on tap

22. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Libra

23. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Yup

24. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE? Manager of the Mets

25. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR WHAT WOULD IT BE? Green

26. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Nope

27. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Half Drank

28. FAVORITE MOVIES: Memento and Super Troopers

29. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? Most of the time

30. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Clothes

31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 13

32. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? Live - Baseball, on TV - Hockey

33. IF YOU COULD BE ONE FRUIT, ONE ANIMAL, AND ONE POSSESSION OF YOURS, WHAT
WOULD YOU BE (one answer for each)? Papaya, Armadillo, Television

34. One thing no one on here knows about you? I am absolutely terrified of bugs

[IamTheIan]

User name: IamTheIan
Real name (optional): Ian
Location: Long Island, New York

1. LIVING ARRANGEMENT? Parents, brother, dog, and Ian

2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? The Death of WCW

3. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? I usually use a laptop, but when I don't we have the leather Mets home plate they give with ticket plans.

4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Trivial Pursuit is up there. Key to the Kingdom was cool. I also like Mastermind.

5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE? Maybe WWE Magazine. It's the only magazine I buy fairly regularly.

6a. FAVORITE SMELLS? Vanilla is pretty good. It loses some luster after it's been cooked, though.

6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS? Cheerios

7. FAVORITE SOUND? A race car speeding past. rrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrr

8. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? Ball punch, probably

9. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? Already?

10. FAVORITE COLOR? Blue

11. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? I only answer it when I am home alone. I usually answerit in the middle of the second ring, unless it takes me longer to get to the phone.

12. FUTURE Child's NAME? No need to worry yet.

13. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE? Family

14. FAVORITE FOODS? Pizza and Pasta, probably. Good stuff.

15. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate

16. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? Definitely not. Why take risks that will not benefit you in any way?

17. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? No.

18. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY? Scary.

19. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? I don't really have a car of my own, but I usually drive a Mini. It is almost exactly this car.



20. MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE? Excluding family, maybe Timo.

21. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? I don't drink.

22. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Aries

23. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Oh yeah.

24. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE? Wrestler

25. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR WHAT WOULD IT BE? I'm fine as is. Maybe I'd try going blonde. As long as it grows back normally.

26. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? No

27. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Full

28. FAVORITE MOVIES: Ghostbusters and Nothing to Lose are two of my favorites.

29. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? Most of the time.

30. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Floor. Under that is the garage.

31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? Nine

32. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? Baseball and wrestling.

33. IF YOU COULD BE ONE FRUIT, ONE ANIMAL, AND ONE POSSESSION OF YOURS, WHAT
WOULD YOU BE (one answer for each)? Maybe apple, dog, and computer.

34. One thing no one on here knows about you? Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka and his children were at my Bar Mitzvah.

[Timezkware Tim]

OK I give in. Switching to Mocha skin just mellowed me out.

This looks like fun; here goes...


User name: Tim
Real name (optional): It's not Tim.
Location: Santa Monica, CA
1. LIVING ARRANGEMENT? Married 24½ years (ouch!) A dog, a rabbit, 2 turtles & some very fast fish.

2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Theives of Baghdad, Drinkology

3. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? It's all black.

4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Mets Monopoly (b/u chess)

5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE? The Onion (b/u Mustangs and Fords)

6a. FAVORITE SMELLS? *****, Dali perfume, cookies baking

6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS? Bayonne NJ, Denny's, rotten eggs.

7. FAVORITE SOUND? My wife singing

8. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? When my dog died

9. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? Coffee. (b/u sex) (b/u going back to sleep)

10. FAVORITE COLOR? Met blue

11. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? 3 (actually, until the ball goes through Buckner's legs in my Vin Scully ringtone.)

12. FUTURE Child's NAME? Veronica or Roberto

13. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE? Love (b/u $250,000,000) (b/u an aisle seat)

14. FAVORITE FOODS? *****, Sushi, Seafood, Italian, French, Indian, Chinese, White Castle, carnival food; in that order.


15. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Dark Chocolate

16. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? Yes

17. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? Holy crap No.

18. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY? Both

19. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? '69 Lincoln Mark III (same car from the French Connection, except apple green instead of brown)


20. MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE? Abraham Lincoln (b/u Marilyn Monroe) (b/u Eve)

21. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Guiness

22. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Aries

23. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? No.

24. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE? A pillow tester. No matter what I do with my life, I get a paycheck everytime I go to sleep. Next time you buy a pillow, look: it says, Sleep Tested. I want that job, dagnabit.

25. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR WHAT WOULD IT BE? My own.

26. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Yes.

27. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? ½ Full, except it's the upper half, so it always looks full.

28. FAVORITE MOVIES: Gone With the Wind, Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Great Dictator, Animal Crackers, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

29. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? No.

30. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Tons of Mets memorabilia.

31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 1. (The previous answer was a joke, duh.)

32. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? Baseball (b/u) Women's Mud Wrestling (b/u) Sumo


33. IF YOU COULD BE ONE FRUIT, ONE ANIMAL, AND ONE POSSESSION OF YOURS, WHAT
WOULD YOU BE (one answer for each)? Blueberry, Greyhound, my Mustang

34. One thing no one on here knows about you? I was an Altar boy when I was 13.

Tim

[metsfanohio]

You know its time...

User name: metsfanohio
Real name (optional): jim
Location: columbus, ohio

1. LIVING ARRANGEMENT? in a modest house with wife and son

2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? none at the moment......going to start soon on a rolling stones book

3. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? ohio state 1996 rose bowl bound

4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? stock market

5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE? playboy

6a. FAVORITE SMELLS? bread baking

6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS? vinegar

7. FAVORITE SOUND? the crack of the bat meeting the ball

8. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? throbbing tooth ache

9. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? should i shave?

10. FAVORITE COLOR? orange

11. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? depends how close to the phone i am and what im doing when it rings

12. FUTURE Child's NAME? not applicable

13. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE? family safety

14. FAVORITE FOODS? steak, pizza, chocolate

15. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? not vanilla

16. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? sure do

17. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? nope

18. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY? mostly cool, can be scary too sometimes

19. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? 1969 dodge dart

20. MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE? prefer alive, dont much care for the dead

21. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? most frequent is michelob ultra....also like rum and cokes and bloody marys

22. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? gemini

23. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? dont eat any part of broccoli

24. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE? sportscaster

25. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR WHAT WOULD IT BE? no desire to change from my natural brown

26. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? both in lust and in love

27. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? usually full, but can depend on mood or situation

28. FAVORITE MOVIES: frequency, bond movies, star treks, star wars

29. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? sometimes

30. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? god knows what the wife has stored under there

31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? used to be 1 until i learned one is the lonliest number

32. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? baseball

33. IF YOU COULD BE ONE FRUIT, ONE ANIMAL, AND ONE POSSESSION OF YOURS, WHAT
WOULD YOU BE (one answer for each)? banana, house cat, my van

34. One thing no one on here knows about you? i hail from another planet

[Doc]

Jim, shhhh....I also drink mostly Ultra....just don't tell anyone....people here think I'm cool.

BTW: "Bloody Mary's" was my second choice for worst smell, but that's for another thread.

[metsfanohio]

Jim, shhhh....I also drink mostly Ultra....just don't tell anyone....people here think I'm cool.

BTW: "Bloody Mary's" was my second choice for worst smell, but that's for another thread.

dont worry doc, i wont tell anyone

[5 aggregates]

You know its time...

Luke,

Well done.

5

User name: 5 aggregates
Real name (optional): Rich
Location: Brooklyn, New York

1. LIVING ARRANGEMENT? Things are usually askew.

2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Still sporadically plodding through The Power Broker (sorry Josh, I'm just slow).

3. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? My mouse.

4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? None now. Past - Monopoly, Scrabble, Chess all held sway for a time.

5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE? None.

6a. FAVORITE SMELLS? Violates board rules, magnolia, various Spring scents, crisp Autumn day, coffee, various baking items, many others.

6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS? Violates board rules, acetone compounds (nail polish remover, etc.), various odors in unventilated subway corridors, mold, mustiness, heavy perfumes, greasy fried food odors, many others.

7. FAVORITE SOUND? Violates board rules, certain sounds from string instruments and the human voice, rain (on days I can sleep).

8. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? Despair, with frustration a distant second.

9. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? Crap, another day, what day is it, do I have coffee (though not necessarily in that order and not every day).

10. FAVORITE COLOR? Cycles through various greens, blues and reds.

11. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? Has my phone been speaking to me? It must think me very rude for not responding.

12. FUTURE Child's NAME? I can't conceive... oh wait ... don't know.

13. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE? Acceptance.

14. FAVORITE FOODS? Yogurt, frozen desserts, Baba ganoush, soy "milk", various cereals, various game meats, many others.

15. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Depends on what I'm tasting. Always vanilla for frozen desserts, chocolate for most other things.

16. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? I don't drive.

17. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? Not that I know of.

18. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY? Both, usually more the former.

19. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? See #16.

20. MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE? Not sure I want to meet any dead people. Too hard to just pick one.

21. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Red wine, lately Southern Italian varietals.

22. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? The Water Bearer.

23. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Yes.

24. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE? See Tim's response (I can't do better than that).

25. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR WHAT WOULD IT BE? That's a funny question.

26. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Yes.

27. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Which glass?

28. FAVORITE MOVIES: Treasure of the Sierra Madre, Paths of Glory, The Third Man, many others.

29. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? Yes.

30. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Dust.

31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? I'm partial to many sentimental ditties, hard to choose.

32. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? Baseball.

33. IF YOU COULD BE ONE FRUIT, ONE ANIMAL, AND ONE POSSESSION OF YOURS, WHAT
WOULD YOU BE (one answer for each)? Hunh?

34. One thing no one on here knows about you? I'm not sure what people here know about me. Suddenly, I feel very nervous.